if i died would you start the facebook group?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Hippo gnu deer
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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