You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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