If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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