If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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