why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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