well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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