I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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