Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Someone came in the potted fern
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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