Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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