So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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