update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
