Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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