your room smells of hookers.
And success
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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