normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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