so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's always time for handjobs
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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