This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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