Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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