butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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