Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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