she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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