I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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