No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
