Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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