Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i now understand why vodka
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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