Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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