My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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