I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
