I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We need to get me chipped asap
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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