How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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