After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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