I forgot how hot balto sounded
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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