your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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