the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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