Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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