and you said cock pushups were impossible
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh god it's open bar.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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