pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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