So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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