I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife ð¬
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
when your dumb AF ex âaccidentallyâ venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... âsorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
