did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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