i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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