my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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