he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
tell me about the eggs
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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