She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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