I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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