the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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