I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm at about main and main street
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
did i just pee glitter
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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