school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
How does one acquire holy water?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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