I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
