yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
my shit smells like andre
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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