The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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