did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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